‘ve always thought it was weird how much changes after you get married. If you’ve been dating someone for a long period of time, doesn’t it basically feel like you’re married anyway? Why does a bunch of money spent on a ceremony suddenly change so much? Well, I have no idea why, but I do know that a whole lot changes after you tie the knot. These are obviously super exaggerated examples, because sometimes we just need to poke fun at the weird s*** society thinks happens, right?
1. People get way more enthusiastic when you tell them it’s your anniversary
2. More sex, despite what the movies say
3. Your playmates change
Less cleavage is revealed
5. People automatically assume you’re capable of handling a baby
via YouTube / Ivo Peric