Single Life vs. Married Life

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‘ve always thought it was weird how much changes after you get married. If you’ve been dating someone for a long period of time, doesn’t it basically feel like you’re married anyway? Why does a bunch of money spent on a ceremony suddenly change so much? Well, I have no idea why, but I do know that a whole lot changes after you tie the knot. These are obviously super exaggerated examples, because sometimes we just need to poke fun at the weird s*** society thinks happens, right?

1. People get way more enthusiastic when you tell them it’s your anniversary

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2. More sex, despite what the movies say

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3. Your playmates change

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Less cleavage is revealed

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5. People automatically assume you’re capable of handling a baby

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6. You have to make some choices

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7. Weight changes occur

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8. Social media slows down

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9. Role reversals take place

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10. Needs are different

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11. You notice a lack of effort…

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12. A serious lack of effort

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13. Equal takes on a whole different meaning

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14. Your… uh, “footing” changes

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15. Funds are “pooled”

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